Quote Archive

17 January 2017

 

"Winston chose North Korea before Pike River."

 

Winston was going straight into the mine, it is safe, he says, now he is off saving the world from North korea first.  Sounds a bit like the lone ranger.

19 January 2017

 

"Jacinda, makes us old buggers feel good."

 

Congratulations to Jacinda, a women having the first baby is a wonderful feeling to us old buggfers.

21 January 2018

 

"USA, boringly repetitive."

 

The States have shut down, again.  Seems to happen or threaten to happen so often.  Pretty pathetic.  Dont they realise their system is stuffed.

21 January 2018

 

"Josh graced us with his presence this morning.  A great cat."

 

Josh the local dignitary (a cat) spent several hours meeting Villa customers today.  Was a welcome visit.

13 January 2018

 

"Isnt it quiet with the politcos away"

 

When their holidays are over they expect us to listen to their antics, while they are holidaying they find their importance is put into a correct prospective.

12 January 2018

 

"Forget next Xmas, hot cross buns are in the shops."

 

Ludicrous, hot cross buns early January.  Arent they meant for Easter?

22 December 2017

 

"Forget this Christmas, there is another one in a year"

 

Christmas has come so quickly, maybe we should wait until next year so that we can prepare better.

20 December 2017

 

"Wheelchair Norm, the fastest wheelchair in the west."

 

This greyhound is amazing, yesterday he won his79th race in about 2 years.

14 December 2017

 

"Robertsons magical mystery tour starts today."

 

Grant Robertson is to give his mini-budget today.  So it starts.

15 December 2017

 

:Grants wand seems to work like magic."

 

Grant Tobertson has given his mini-budget.  It has great acceptence and seems to do exactly what Labour had campaigned on.  A great first step for the new government.