Quote Archive

16 june 2018

 

"The two Ronnies have taken over"

 

Winston and Shayne appear to have taken over the role of government.  The b2 Ronnies would love it.

13 June 13 June 2018

 

"Nth Korea, its all done in Holliwood."

 

The biased media of USA and NZ tell us the denuclearisation in North Korea is not real.  I presume it was all done in Holliwood on the same set that filmed John Glen landing on the moon all those years ago.

04 June 2018

 

"Its half  to Christmas."

 

Half the way through the year.

06 June 2018

 

"Nothing wrong with winter apart from : the cold, the rain. and the wind"

 

And hasnt it been cold and wet!  Good thing it is not D Day, it would have been postponed , even too cold for the soldiers of WW2

 

 

01 June 2018

 

"Winston takes lessons on how to be king."

 

He has been quiet lately, must being given his instructions by Jacinda while she is on maternity leave.

31 May 2018

 

"Keep working, let the world slide bye."

 

Sounds profound?  Not really, we have been watching the guys doing road works for a couple of days. They do a good job and are not really appreciated.

 

26 May 2018

 

"Horricanes last night."

 

Ther Crusaders flattered the canes by only winning by 11.  A higher margin would have been a better reflection on our teams efforts.

 

 

24 May 2018

 

Dont waste power, use it, keep warm."

 

Simply that, it is a cold winters day, keep warm.

 

 

25 May 2018

 

"Crusaders are looking for excuses to lose."

 

Media are taking over a tough game giving excuses why Crusaders may lose  Why not let the game be played without excuses..

 

 

22 May 2018

 

"What was written on the subway walls?"

 

The words of the prophets is the answer, in the great Simon and Garfukel song, Sounds of Silence.