Quote Archive

 06 July 2009

 

"Sick joke:  Winston's back"

 

Dear Winston Peters has made a comeback effort.  What a horrible thought, more media beatups.

 3 July 2009

 

" A painted ship upon a painted ocean, Ngaio"

 

Such a shame that The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner is not appreciated by younger people (schools dont teach English literature any more)..  However Ngaio is that painted ship upon the painted ocean.

 05 July 2009

 

" The grey bearded loon is alive and kicking"

 

More from the Rhyme of the  Ancient Mariner.  It looks as if you have to be ancient to know such poetry exists.

 02 July 2009

 

"Hey, watch the road ahead"

 

2 out of 2.  Twice I have had a drivers thought. Each time there has been a minor vehicle mishap where drivers havent focussed on the driving.  Naughty naught.

 28 June 2009

 

"Italy failed to make the AB's look good"

If Graeme Henry and his Auckland mates were to vacate the AB's the team and rugby would look a lot better than it is now.

 

25 June 2009

 

"Another one bites the dust"

 

Another big lotto prize, $35 mill, slides away. 

 26 June 2009

 

"Another one bites the dust"

 

Same words as yesterday, but today Michael Jackson, the flawed pop king died.

 27 June 2009

 

"AB's to sing the Eyeties to death"

 

I am sure the AB's dont know the words to our national anthem, and dont want to either. However now they promise to sing the anthem before the game tonight.  What a horrible thought.

 20 June 2009

 

"Insanity is not essential, but it helps"

 

Self explanatory in this mad world

16 June 2009

 

"My cold is worse than your swine flu"

 

The media are really going overboard dramatising this virus.  Every year there is a flu virus of one type or another, this one is MINOR, yet is a major thing for our pathetic media lemmings.