Quote Archive

21 May 2010

 

"Bill gives lollipops to all

 

The Bill English budget did what was promised.  Everyone will benefit from tax changes.  Poor old Phil Goff looks a dick with his counter claims

15 May 2010

 

"Hurricanes are just bunny crunchers."

 

The boorish way the Hurricanes play rugby is pathetic.  When they play bunnies they think they are great, but when they play real rugby teams they are shown up as playing poor quality beach footy.

12 May 2010

 

"British Politics' the baubles of office"

 

Winston Peters would smile at the way the new British Government has been cobbled together.

13 May 2010

 

"key calls Cameron, Hi Dave, John here......  John who?"

 

Little NZ will now not feature in David Camerons life other than as an after thought again.

13 May 2010

 

"key calls Cameron, Hi Dave, John here......  John who?"

 

Little NZ will now not feature in David Camerons life other than as an after thought again.

08 May 2010

 

"Sorry Mum, its going to rain on your parade"

 

Mothers day 2010, and it is raining.

07 May 2010

 

"Mount Victoria has Dracula, where is Frankenstein?"

 

Which sickos try to drink blood from someone?  I suppose there are lots of Frankensteins around due to modern surgical advances.

06 May 2010

 

"Ma'a Nonu, just the average 12 year old"

 

After his 7 uses of the F word in 30 seconds on national radio.  Shows his total lack of maturity.  He would never do that in front of his mother, why do it to the rest of us Kiwis? About his level in all aspects of life and skills.

01 May 2010

 

"Chiefs to be cahff tonight"

 

Chiefs versus Hurricanes, will be a low quality game, but thats that.

02 May 2010

 

"Nice of the Chiefs to turn up"

 

Chiefs blew it against the 'canes.  Game quality was like two awful teams, but still entertaining.