Quote Archive

30 January 2010

"Cellphone problems : Ever heard of a landline?"

For Gods sake you people that let cell phones and texting totally rule your lives get over it, Telecom have stuffed up again, but your absolute addiction is your own fault.

29 January 2010

"ACDC crowd look ill today"

After the big concert where 35,000 fans got their fix last night, there are some pretty tired lookers today

23 January 2010

"Willie Apiata (VC), good disguise that beard"

I hope the Arab terrorists dont buy our papers or they will know that Willie has grown a beard and they wont be looking for someone witha moustache. Should the picture have been printed?, probably not, but his in Afghanistan walking the streets of citoies, it is hardly a highly secretive mission.

22 January 2010

"Neutral tax reform means we get screwed"

Isnt always the case? The poor mug at the bottom is always the loser.

20 January 2010

"Next summer, that was yesterday".

Yesterday was a cracker, come to think of it today wasnt too bad either. Only question is : Is summer here, and if yes, last years, this years, or next years??

17 January 2010

"Next summer is on its way"

We missed this years summer, so much so that the blackboard froze yesterday with the rotten weather. There is always another day.... or season

13 January 2010

"I cant even get ice cubes out of a tray"

Do you have ice cubes all over the floor when you try to get one from a tray? I do.

14 January 2010

"Get Real: Where theres a will, there's no way"

The old saying was a last resort to say it cant be done. So get real and admit it.

10 January 2010

"Thats it? That was Christmas, and summer!"

After one day at work the weather turned to custard again.

09 January 2010

"Thats it? That was Christmas?"

Back to work already