Quote Archive

27 August 2009

 

"I paid my penny, and the board is still blank"

 

This is only because I didnt feel that a comment like Teddy to meet Mary Jo again would be PC after Ted Kennedy's death.  Mind you Mary Jo Kopechne wouldnt mind after her death in 1969

28 August 2009

 

"The daffodils : I wandered........"

 

Daffodil day today, and no younger people seem to know that I was a lonely cloud according to William Wordsworth

26 August 2009

 

"Since the election, the weather has improved"

 

Compliments to Bob Jones in his book, Letters, which is worth reading and re-reading.

23 August 2009

 

" I couldnt save the cricketers as well as the AB's"

 

At least the All Blacks had a win, allbeit by one point.

24 August 2009

 

"Politicians too busy to listen to us plebs"

 

88% of the voters cant make the government consider a law change on the antismacking  law. hmmm....

 20 August 2009

 

"6 demented cabinet ministers support AB's"

 

6 of our cabinet ministers are staying on in Sydney, at our expense, to watch the test match.  We had better win, hadn't  we!

 21 August 2009

 

"Joke : Be calm, Be happy, Be ticketed"

 

Wellington City Council have had some zombie giving parking tickets in the Ngaio area.  It took the guy 20 minutes to issue one ticket today, not sure if he had any clues at all.

16 August 2009

 

"Let it rain, I dont care"

 

It has looked like rain all day, it just doesnt seem to get here. 

 17 August 2009

 

"Mondayitis, I only get it on Mondays"

 

I also suffer Tuesdayitis on Tuesdays, Wednesdayitis on Wednesdays,  spot the pattern?

 14 August 2009

 

"Live to eat, dont eat to live"

 

I find the latter type of person quite miserable.  Whats wrong with food that tastes good?