Quote Archive

06 February 2019

 

"Waitangi Day : Say no more."

 

Not a day for celebrations.

07 February 2019

 

"Waitangi Day : where were the rude looneys?"

 

We normally see these wankers dancing in front of us on the 6 oclock news.  Have they disappeared? or have they been told not to be f...wits this year?

01 February 2019

 

"Schools, a great institution.  Good for kids too."

 

I knew that schools would ber good for something!!!!

31 January 2019

 

"kiwibuild a gonner, too may fingers, not enough houses"

 

Thousands were to be built, now every one buil;t will be a bonus.  I have more fingers than "affordable houses" so far.

03 February 2012

 

"Rugby : Who says the Poms cant score tries?"

They scored 4 tries in cleaning out the favoured Irish

 

 

04 February

 

"Cricket, pretty pathetic.  Time to clear old the old has-beens perhaps?"

 

Taylor, Williamson, Southee, were all winners in their day.  Now they are letting the team down, too slow, inconsistant, and resting on their slow laurels.

26 Jamuary 2019

 

"Fawlty Towers : Dont talk about the .... cricket."

 

Basil  would have wanted us to not talk about the cricket, as well as the war.  Especially after last nights feeble efforts.

24 January 2019

 

"Cricket : Perhaps we were suffering delusions of grandeur."

 

We batted like muppets, bowled rubbish.  Perhaps our media had overr-rated the team because they beat Sri Lanka, another lower team.

21 January 2019

 

"Funny summer, sometimes it is summer."

 

We seem to get sdo much rubbish weather, this is same this year. 

23 January 2019

 

"Cricket : today we will see the real thing."

 

We are playing India, The real deal, we will need 300 plus runs and much better bowling than we have seen.  I wonder if it will happen?