Quote Archive

26 April 2017

 

"Queens birthday is next."

 

We have had about 15 weeks so far this year and we have had 7 statutory holidays.  Sounds lovely every other week we get a day off on pay.

22 April 2017

 

"Brumbies tried hard, well nearly."

 

The top Oz rugby team were well dealt to by the Hurricanes, a good effort by one side, one moment of brilliance by the other.

23 April 2017

 

"Stormers, Brumbies, best they have?  Hmmm..."

 

Time for Oz and SA to look a lot more closely if the Super Rugby is going to survive.  If each country dropped 2 teams the current dilution would reverse and 3 good teams from each country might appear.  Now lets get real SANZA havent got any idea about what real people want and will kill the competition.

22 April 2017

 

"A way to reduce immigration : stop the deadbeats who left from returning"

 

They though Oz was so much better, welfare payments were higher and all that.  Now Oz doesnt want them either.  Why do we have to have them back?

 

 

15 April 2017

 

"Media drama departments had a field day over the cyclone."

 

Huge and dramatic reports as to what was going to happen were made.  None came to fruition, but the drama queens say they did a public service by giving warnings.  The alternative view is they scared many people shitless by believing their own extensions to what was really likely.

08 April 2017

 

"Keep your powder dry : dont mention Trump."

 

He has done something that needed to be done : taken action!  Now we must wait and see what the consequences are.  Whatever killing of people in war is stupid.

07 April 2017

 

"A slip on the Rimutakas has closed the nothbound lane."

 

Thgis was reported on 2ZB all morning, sounds okay?  Think about it.  The North bound lane is on the other side of the road to the hill where a slip comes from.  Why are these incompetent people kept on? If they to be kept, how about someone to idiot proof what they say?

05 April 2017

 

"Autumn was short this year.  Winterfell will be cold for 7 years."

 

Winter is well with us, and Game of Thrones comes back in July.

02 April 2017

 

"New lotto, perhaps my numbers will go in the hat."

 

Wishful thinking on my part.  It will never happen

 

 

30 March 2017

 

"Energetic?  Lie down and wait for the feeling to go away."

 

Compliments to Mark Twain, but slightly paraphrased.