Quote Archive

27 February 2017

 

"There are : optimists, pessimists, and realists, which are you?"

 

An optimist expects pigs to fly next time look, a pessimist is a person that calls everyone with a different opinion ti theirs a pessimsit, and a realist waits and sees, learning from experience

24 February 2017

 

"Go slow, do it some other time."

 

One of those days when it seems to be a relaxing sort of day.

25 February 2017

 

"Glad you didnt mow the lawns yesterday, they grew again overnight."

 

A little light rain overnight, with warm temperatures, ideal for lawn growth.

25 February 2017

 

"Why is 13 degrees in the morning colder than 13 degrees in the afternoon?"

 

It does seem that way doesnt it?  The answer  lies in radiant heat.

26 February 2017

 

"Blackcaps were embarrassing, we will get used to it."

Since McCullum left they are a rudderless bunch of no hopers.

17 February 2017

 

"Cars are boring, they come and they go....yawn."

 

I stood outside and watched the cars go by, they look as if they are robotic machines.  I wonder if the drivers are aware of their surroundings?  There are a lot of zombie like drivers today, just staring blankly ahead.

18 February 2017

 

"Weather forecast : awful."

 

I waited all day for the heavy rain, and thunder.  All we got was a light shower and a car honked its horn.  Close I suppose.

19 February 2017

 

"Cricket : Its not the same without McCullum."

 

The enthusiasm, the wiull to win, the effort, and the results are just not the same. 

12 February 2017

 

"Bill can shear a sheep, Andrew and Winston cannot.  So there!"

 

We saw it on TV.  But the real thought is that I didnt include the Green guy, that was because I cant remember who he is, can you?

08 February 2017

 

"Willie Jackson joins the gravey train.  Who next?"

 

Andrew Little has stuffed up by asking Willie to join Labour for the elction.  Even his party is telling him so.