Quote Archive

05 february 2017

"The fun-police will kick you out if you have fun at the Auckland 9's"

The wowsers and do-gooders will save us from alcohol at the Auckland 9's. They are doomed.

03 February 2017

"Bill if Don rings up, hang up on him. Be a man."

Donald Trump may have hung up on Turnbull, I doubt it though. The Washington Post (the anti-Trump paper) claims he did, but Turnbull says he didnt. English acn do what he wants when the call comes through.

31 January 2017

"Something"

Sven was told to write something on the board during my weekend, so something was written.

28 January 2017

"Peter Dunne, please make summer hols July-August, I go skiing."

Peter Dunne wants to change the summer hols because summer is crappy this year. I would love to go skiing in the summer holidays.

29 January 2017

"Serena please give the money back, you can afford it.

Serena Williams should be ashamed of herself, taking huge appearence moneys and spitting the dummy before going to the Oz open.

26 January 2017

"Nothing wrong with summer, we have had 18 this year."

A day of summer, a day of rubbish, a day of summer......

21 January 2017

What is more important?

1. The cricket

2. The wellington Cup

3. Donald Trump."

A good question, but one without an answer for most people

19 January 2017

"This bomb is a dud."

The "so-called weather-bomb" (title invented by TV drama department) turned out to be a dud, it blew and rained. We have had that before and it was no worse than normal.

18 January 2017

"Do Isis deliver weather bombs, or the met office?.

The answer is neither, this melodramtic new term seems to have eventuated in the TV drama/news department.

14 January 2017

"Trump was elected, get used ti it."

Those Hollywood idiot types are still complaing about their election result. They now say he only won because of their system. Their system would have been fine if Hilary had won.