Quote Archive

05 April 2017


"Autumn was short this year.  Winterfell will be cold for 7 years."


Winter is well with us, and Game of Thrones comes back in July.

02 April 2017


"New lotto, perhaps my numbers will go in the hat."


Wishful thinking on my part.  It will never happen



30 March 2017


"Energetic?  Lie down and wait for the feeling to go away."


Compliments to Mark Twain, but slightly paraphrased.

27 March 2017


"New lotto idea : put my numbers in the barrel."


A new lotto with more and better prizes is announced.  I would be happy for my numbers to come out of the barrel.

24 March 2017


"Our SAS went to a war.  Inocents died. Thats a surprise!"


Another 4 innocents died in London yesterday.  No amount of enquiries demanded by the hand-ringing do-gooders is going to change what happens in a war.

19 March 2017


"Warriors and Blues are to merge.  That way they will only lose one game per week."


For the two teams from a city with one third of the country's population they are a disaster.

165 March 2017


"Nice day for cricket, now pray for rain....Desparately."


A beaut day for the test at the Basin, but we are doing so badly.

15 March 2017


"Gareth Morgan, stick to the cats, we can understand that."


He has spoken of his economic ideas, they seem to frighten anyone that owns their own home.  I am sure that the ideas are not as frightening as people think, which means his delievery is at fault.

10 MNarch 2017


"Trial by media, save the courts time."


A couple of yobos at Wellington College made absolute dicks of themselves.  It has been the headline for 3 days.  The media know best, they keep telling us so."


08 March 2017


"Stop moaning, or the super age will go to 69"


The media have done such a disgraceful  job on this matter,  They simply broadcast the headline without knowing what the hell the super is all about.  I wish they would be held accountable for their actions.