Now Richie McCawe is married. He forgot to tell the world that his plans were imminent. The gossip story is so exciting!
22 December 2016
"Taps goes : 'Days done, gone the sun....'. See you Saturday 7th January."
Remember Taps from the souting days? The end of today is the end of our year. Thanks to everyone that have hgelped us to help others. Cafe Villa is part of our community.
21 December 2016
"Mindus Blankus."
Is this Latin or what! As you can guess I went out with my chalk and my mind went absolutely blank.
18 December 2016
"Getting over Christmas? There is another next week."
Dont they come more quickly now
16 December 2016
"Politicians seem to be suffering the same fate as fat geese."
The geese are fat for Christmas, now quite a few of the fat cat politicians are about to suffer the same fate as the goose.
12 December 2016
"Sit in the garden and be a juicey tomato."
Compliments to Matt for this little gem
14 December 2016
"Ok, be sweet, be a strawberry then."
Some people dont like tomatoes, but thats life.
12 December 2016
"Parker confirms Blacxkcaps are rubbish."
The much meligned sport of boxing put cricket in its place, at the bottom, after an excellent title fight.
The Blackcraps are crap, politics is creating fear, tonight we have Parker fighting for one of the title belts. Is he fighting another fat guy from KFC? wait and see.
08 December 2016
"Situations vacant : MP, would suit a clown."
We have had Phil Goff, John Key and now David Shearer all opting out of their contract with the electorate. Too much quality all at once.