Quote Archive

07 December 2016

"Our politicians can now revert to the backstabbers we knew."

Now that John Key is leaving the PM job the level of behaviour from politicians will drop to the old standards of them behaving badly.

03 December 2016

"Did you know there is an election in Mt Roskill today?"

I doubt if anyone knew, let alone cared.

30 November 2016

"Blackcaps are good on a good day."

A thrilling last minute win over Pakistan in a 5 day test, was very good.

01 December 2016

"If you have more than one tooth you sould use teethpaste."

Kind of obvious, but why do we all call it toothpaste?

26 November 2016

"Not a good day to be a scotsman."

The wind blew at a million mph today.

27 November 2016

"Not a good day to be a Scotsman, or Frenchman."

it blew again for the Scotsd, and the French lost the rugby against the ABs (a good game)"

23 November 2016

"What happens to a jellyfish in an earthquake?"

We have heard so much about the recent big quake, all so repetitive. But here is a real question with a real answer : they go with flow of course, what else. And in a tsunami they will obviously surf. Our media are so repetitively dull when they are given a chance to look at a picture from all angles. They dont even need to "get creative" as they usually do, the story is there.

19 November 2016

"That TV thing on the top of Kaukau seems to have a lean."

Just a thought, so many buildings seem to be imminent danger of falling over, maybe the transmitter too! WQas probably just the way I held my head (like on a lean)

18 November 2016

"We can overcome: 1)rain, 2) earthquakes, 3) US elections"

As I was writing this someone suggested pesatilence as number 3, I agreed whole heartedly, and wrote down US elections. I suppose they could be pestil;ence.

18 November 2016

"We can overcome: 1)rain, 2) earthquakes, 3) US elections"

As I was writing this someone suggested pesatilence as number 3, I agreed whole heartedly, and wrote down US elections. I suppose they could be pestilence.