Quote Archive

13 June 2017

 

"Fake News : winds up to 120kph are here."

 

Half of the front page of the Dompost went on about it.  My guess is that two puffs of wind all day reached 20kph.  Good quality fiction reading being perported as news.

7 June 2017

 

"Come back global warming, all is forgiven and I am cold."

 

It seemed to take all day for the temperature to rise above zero

08 June 2017

 

"The Lions speak with a squeak."

 

A loss to the Blues doesnt look good ofr their tour

09 June 2017

 

"If political Pollsters were paid on results they would be broke."

 

First we had US elections, then Brexit, now the UK election.  The pollsters are wasting our time and everyones money.  They have no idea of what is happening, I bet they will find "legit" excuses for this disastrous polling guess.

10 June 2017

 

"Hurricanes : What is wrong with taking 3 point penalties?"

 

They are too good to take a humble penalty, and for the second time taking those penalities may have won them the game which they lost.  Get a captain on the field that has a brain please.

03 June 2017

 

"The Blues were bloomin' awful, the woefuls were worser!"

 

First the Blues play like a bunch of prima donnas, and as a team are hopeless, yet the Warriors played as per normal, and were consequently terrible.  Seems the Auckland set get what the deserve.

31 May 2017

 

"The Lions are here, forget the scores, lets just enjoy."

 

The British LKions are really rubbish, but lets enjoy the rugby festival that will be with us for a few weeks.

 

 

01 June 2017

 

"Why do Kiwi politicians Let Trump and May dominate the media?"

 

A reasonable question.  Winston is so quiet, and even Andrew is looking more forlorn than usual.  The Greens bods are popping up like a jack-in-the-box, but what are they going on about?

02 June 2017

 

"Queens B?day Monday.  Q Mary would be 150 this year if she had lived."

 

Queen Mary was George 5th's wife, thats where the hol cam from.  Of course she didnt reach 150, tell you what, I'll give it a go!

26 May 2017

 

"The budget : Everyone wants more, you cant, its all gone."

 

The government has a surplus, they are giving it out like candy, but those that are getting it say it is not enough.  Greedy greedy.