Quote Archive

19 February 2017


"Cricket : Its not the same without McCullum."


The enthusiasm, the wiull to win, the effort, and the results are just not the same. 

12 February 2017


"Bill can shear a sheep, Andrew and Winston cannot.  So there!"


We saw it on TV.  But the real thought is that I didnt include the Green guy, that was because I cant remember who he is, can you?

08 February 2017


"Willie Jackson joins the gravey train.  Who next?"


Andrew Little has stuffed up by asking Willie to join Labour for the elction.  Even his party is telling him so.

05 february 2017


"The fun-police will kick you out if you have fun at the Auckland 9's"


The wowsers and do-gooders will save us from alcohol at the Auckland 9's.  They are doomed.

03 February 2017


"Bill if Don rings up, hang up on him.  Be a man."


Donald Trump may have hung up on Turnbull, I doubt it though.  The Washington Post (the anti-Trump paper) claims he did, but Turnbull says he didnt.  English acn do what he wants when the call comes through.

31 January 2017




Sven was told to write something on the board during my weekend, so something was written.

28 January 2017


"Peter Dunne, please make summer hols July-August, I go skiing."


Peter Dunne wants to change the summer hols because summer is crappy this year.  I would love to go skiing in the summer holidays.



29 January 2017


"Serena please give the money back, you can afford it.

​Serena Williams should be ashamed of herself, taking huge appearence moneys and spitting the dummy before going to the Oz open. 

26 January 2017


"Nothing wrong with summer, we have had 18 this year."


A day of summer, a day of rubbish, a day of summer......

21 January 2017


What is more important?

1.  The cricket

2. The wellington Cup

3.  Donald Trump."


A good question, but one without an answer for most people