Quote Archive

22 April 2017


"A way to reduce immigration : stop the deadbeats who left from returning"


They though Oz was so much better, welfare payments were higher and all that.  Now Oz doesnt want them either.  Why do we have to have them back?



15 April 2017


"Media drama departments had a field day over the cyclone."


Huge and dramatic reports as to what was going to happen were made.  None came to fruition, but the drama queens say they did a public service by giving warnings.  The alternative view is they scared many people shitless by believing their own extensions to what was really likely.

08 April 2017


"Keep your powder dry : dont mention Trump."


He has done something that needed to be done : taken action!  Now we must wait and see what the consequences are.  Whatever killing of people in war is stupid.

07 April 2017


"A slip on the Rimutakas has closed the nothbound lane."


Thgis was reported on 2ZB all morning, sounds okay?  Think about it.  The North bound lane is on the other side of the road to the hill where a slip comes from.  Why are these incompetent people kept on? If they to be kept, how about someone to idiot proof what they say?

05 April 2017


"Autumn was short this year.  Winterfell will be cold for 7 years."


Winter is well with us, and Game of Thrones comes back in July.

02 April 2017


"New lotto, perhaps my numbers will go in the hat."


Wishful thinking on my part.  It will never happen



30 March 2017


"Energetic?  Lie down and wait for the feeling to go away."


Compliments to Mark Twain, but slightly paraphrased.

27 March 2017


"New lotto idea : put my numbers in the barrel."


A new lotto with more and better prizes is announced.  I would be happy for my numbers to come out of the barrel.

24 March 2017


"Our SAS went to a war.  Inocents died. Thats a surprise!"


Another 4 innocents died in London yesterday.  No amount of enquiries demanded by the hand-ringing do-gooders is going to change what happens in a war.

19 March 2017


"Warriors and Blues are to merge.  That way they will only lose one game per week."


For the two teams from a city with one third of the country's population they are a disaster.