Quote Archive

06 January 2019


"Groundhog Day, groundhog day, again."


Life goes on one day at a time.

22 December 2018


"Last day before Xmas.  Mary Christmas."


Only two people noticed the Mary part


20 December 2018


"how much will the Govt save with working with families?"


The government are lifting the minimum wage by $1.20/hour early next year.  They have deliberately not mentioned that every dollar extrra poor families earn through wages means a reduction in the working for families handout.  This ais a cynical lie by ommission.

15 December 2018


"Lines :  I must update the board daily,  I must update the board etc etc"


Get the drift?

16 December 2018


"Cricket : we have to bat yet...."


We bowled Sri Lank out for 283,  we should do well, however we have thought that before.  (History will show we batted well as well as bowling well.")

12 December 2018


"Striking unions, we had them in the 60's and 70's.  Dont say they are back"


An Air NZ union (all paid over $100K) are planning to strike for the 3 days of holiday travel time befor Xmas.  This sdort of rubbish lost unions a lot of support in the past.  They will lose more again.

13 December 2018


"Looks like Jacinda had the right effect on the union."


She will deny having given them the message, however striking for three days before Xmas would be a great way to destroy the Labour government.

14 December 2018


"Do we blame it on : a) global warming, b) Trump, or c) the unions?"


What are we blaming?  who cares, but one of the three is the cause.



09 December 2018


"We just had Christmas, now there is another one in 2 weeks!"


Tempus fugit

07 December 2018


"Cmon Government, you are the shareholder : tell them"


As the government and sole shareholder in Kiwibank the Labour government should simply tell Kiwibank that they are supposed to be a "peoples bank' not another Aussie bank.  And also tell the tellers that POSB tellers always wore cardies.