Quote Archive

27 May 2017


"Whoeful, whining, whinging Winston likes alliteration."


Winston dropped in some nice alliteration during his budget speech.  He still has it, and enjoys the job.  Good on you Winston.

24 May 2017


"Are ISIS trying to destroy Islam?"


A fair question after they killed children in Manchester.

14 May 2017


"Mum, you will have to help us forget the Warriors."


Mothers Day 2017, the day after the Warriors day of ignomy.

13 May 2017


"Game of Thrones "Twill be a long winter" and it has started here now."


It is winter and todays temperature confirmed that.

10 May 2017


"Ed Sherrin is coming... so what... who is he?"


Everyone reckons that this guy is better than sliced bread.  The only problem is only one person spotted that the Ed Sherrin on the board is not the Ed Sheean that they think is so good!  


One for me!

4 May 2017


"Many politicians are very clever, they remain silent."


Enough said.

5 May 2017


"The social calender will not be the same wiyhout Phil."


Prince Phillip has been part of our lives for so long.  Fancy having to work until you are 96 before you can retire, wouldnt be tolerated here.

6 May 2017


"The Barrett boys are not good for my heart."


Again with what they can do, it is breath taking and spectacular.  I dont want to bungie jump either, they are all on the same level.

30 April 2017


"The world is quiet, our media are having Sunday off."


Ahhh, the quality of our news people, the have Sundays off leaving us desparately hungry for another week on Monday.

29 April 2017


"Hangovers are only afficted upon the sober, ask Mat"


Mat had a night out last night, he is okay, but is suffering!